Ninja mosquitos

And lizard porn.

I'm tired okay?

My mom's in the background going "nope. nope nope nope. no lizard porn."

Well guess what mother you brought it up after dad brought up ninja mosquitos as a blog post topic so guess what I'm writing about.

Except not. Because I don't know anything about lizard porn.

Wait mom's gonna hijack this post

WA

 AH HA!   Mom here.  Hijacking has occurred..   Daughter  is tired and needs to go to bed.  I said I saw two lizards mating.. not porn..
not done..  lytefgtuywr78h7u7uiyg,hiniuhvug hm,ahYjsmk,8lv


WATCHING TWO LIZARDS MATING I'M PRETTY SURE IS NATURE'S PORN, MOTHER.

quit taking your computer back..  I didn't watch.  I noticed and then went to inform your dad that I had saw what I thought was 2 lizards mating.  But not positive and I didn't go back to check... so there.

Silly kid.

Night all.

OH ALSO BEFORE I FORGET RUSH GOT INDUCTED INTO THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL O\
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and she has a slight obsession with rush, but it's nothing compared to one direction.

ANYWAY, RUSH GOT IN THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME AND THE WORLD STILL SPINS AND IS AMAZING. BUT SINCE MOM BROUGHT UP ONE DIRECTION

It's been 1000 days of One D FINE MOTHER I'LL GO BACK TO ALL CAPS IT'S BEEN 1000 DAYS OF ONE DIRECTION EXISTING AND APPROXIMATELY TWO MONTHS SINCE I STARTED LIKING THEM NOT JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE CUTE BUT ALSO I LIKE THEIR MUSIC. A

Yup.  Obsession.  Night all.

SHE KEEPS CUTTING ME OFF AFTER SHE SAYS SHE'S DONE NO MOM THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS VBGR HTBVEFCDVTX4YBVDFV4THN67YPM-0A21

MOTHER.

NO. yes

NO
yes

asNOU XCSSSSW NO TOUCHY

BAD LLAMA

VERY BAD LLAMA

GO TO BED.

right after you.  git.

she luffs you.

SOMEONE FINALLY NOTICED MY SIGNOFF YESSSSS

I LUFF YOU ALL

BUT I DO NEED SLEEP

LIEK DIS IF U CREY EVRY TIEM

no.  nite all