The Whimsy of My Mind: The First Day of College- Before School Starts

Monday, September 10, 2012

The First Day of College- Before School Starts

You are reading the post of a very stressed, very irritated, and very unprepared girl about to start her freshman year of college.

I don't know if I even need to say more words, but I shall. Because I like words.

I'm not so very unprepared, but it seems like everything is falling apart.

I can't connect to the sites online I need to connect to because the server for those particular sites happen to be down. I can connect to every.single.other.site. just not the one that I need to.

My schedule is very full, and running across campus to get to my classes on time is going to be fun.

I'm pretty sure also that this is the only place I can be surrounded by food and will likely starve to death because a) I will never have time to eat and b) when I do have time to eat, I will be in a not-eating state of working, and so will not want to eat.

So, if I don't get run over by cars and people today, I will starve to death. Either way, I'm going to die.

And don't get me started on procrastination. Class starts in an hour and look what I'm doing.

So..... I'm going to be off now. Hopefully something will start working or something and yeah.

College.

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JohnSeptember 10, 2012 at 12:03 PM
haha... oh, the good old days. Now I'm lucky if I think to check my schedule before the first day of classes!
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RachelSeptember 10, 2012 at 12:32 PM
You are too funny! Aw, freshman year. I hope you love it and had a very excellent first day!
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EmmaSeptember 10, 2012 at 12:52 PM
Did you get a chance to eat your snacks/lunch?
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Whimsical Quotes

little quotes said by me, my friends and family.

"I'm not articulate. That's why I write and that's why I smack people."

"You got a giant piece of bread! Look at this! It's like the Chris Hemsworth of bread!'

"I would rather kill and eat a person before drinking my own pee."

"If everything in the universe is attracted to each other equally, are guys as attracted to me as I am to them?"

(speaking of LOL and it's overuse in texting) "It really should be 'sharply exhaled through my nose because I found that vaguely amusing but not enough for real laughter."

"SEBTMNBIFTVABNEFRL"

"They all laughed in his face and then killed each other."

"You cheated!"

"That's called smartness."

"Every time you fry an egg, you're messing with the universe."

"You can see about 5000 stars on a given night. You know how we know that? ... Graduate students."

"I still love you even if you are kind of hipster."

"I still love you even if you're kind of redneck."

"... Low blow."

"That's life... a bunch of peanuts falling on your face."

"People on this campus wear strange clothes."

"People don't kill vampires... Stephanie Meyer kills vampires."

"By way of announcement... we have announcements."

"Don't smack the curry!"

"Does anything good ever happen with spears?"

"How did I get under you?... Don't answer that."

"I don't know... I wiggled?"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO ANSWER THAT!"

"Ew! You're french kissing a Pez dispenser!"

"I gotta write it down! FOR THE INTERNET!"

"We are fleshless."

"And look! Dust comes flying off my pants!"

"Don't put anything in your pants!"

"Except your legs."

"Why is there a sticker on you?"

"Because I'm made in the USA!"

"Quick man, the gravy!"

"I'm sorry I don't speak dead languages, okay?"

"Did you get attacked-assaulted-by Oreos?"

"I believe you mean, a-sweeted."

"Mother, I wouldn't worry about the polls. Some say Obama's winning. Some say Romney's winning. And then some say we're going to be attacked by zombies tomorrow."

"I trust the zombie poll."

"Popsicles should NOT go to toilet."

"One does not simply drive a truckload of nuclear waste into Mordor."

"That's a tombstone. It means he's dead."

"He's fighting for his life... by making bad puns!"

"Smell my leg!"

"It's the tortilla chip... of DEATH!"

"It's nice to know Chuck Norris has muscular snot."

"Bleach'll kill it."

"I've got real bullets in my gun this time!"

"You can't have real bullets, that's cheating!"

"Mmm. You smell like sugar. And frosting. Mom, your daughter reeks of vanilla!"

"Why is the thermometer dancing?"

"I'm a rakish fop of a hobo."

"I meant to make him a jerk, not to make him stupid!"

"My disbelief is having trouble suspending."

"Can I have a flying train?"

"I'm dancing madly, like the crazy Mormon I am."

"I wish you could see my face. For it is a face of epic jealousy and pouting."

"I wish you could see my face. For it is a face of epic superiority of maniacal grinning."

"You can't breathe funny, because breathing funny is silent crying!"

"My uncle is Batman."

"The llama gods get it now."

"Falcons don't fly naked!"

"It's not a llama. But it's definitely a goat."

"I won't eat your poem!"

"And-then-she-got-eaten-by-a-pie-the-end."

"Watch out for flying onion."

"I love you, but I'm going to have to stick you in the bathroom so you don't kill anyone."

"You know what I do to people who look over my shoulder?"

"What?"

"I slap them with a wet fish."

"You don't have a wet fish."

"Details..."

"I don't want to go in the attic again!"

"What? I'm gonna bite your nose off!"

"I'm not going to lick your face.... with my tongue."

"I'm not going to kill her. I'm just going to strangle her."

"True love is a sport."

"He is a robot cowboy!"

"You sound like a fortune cookie."

"Be the dreadlocks."

"Congratulations on writing out a whole lot of words that make sense laid end-to-end."

"So, you've thrown of my fanfic reading groove, you know? I wasn't obsessing over anything until you made me watch the Avengers."

"I'm totally not sorry."

"If I can't talk to high school boys, how am I supposed to talk to a literary agent who looks like Robert Downey Jr.?"

"I think I just killed something."

"Why does stupidity require planning?"

"I feel like you've appointed yourself Guardian of the Chocolate Dip."

"I have."

"Nothing totally looks like necking, especially when it's yellow and blurry."

"I am eating a chocolate dipped cone. Your argument has no merit."

"Stalking isn't sexy."

"I am NOT jaundiced!"

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Monday, September 10, 2012

The First Day of College- Before School Starts

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